一猴,一狗,一猪,一(yī )马四畜(chù )生(shē(🌹)ng ),商量取一别号,又(yòu )苦胸无点墨,无从着想,遂(suí )相约进城(chéng ),遇所见之字(zì(🦓) ),即为别号。约既定(👗),狗遂狂驰以(🥛)去。入城(♈)(ché(🚀)ng ),至某庙前,见有‘(👣)化及(🌹)冥(🍕)顽(🙇)’匾额,狗(🕷)(gǒ(🧠)u )曰:‘(⬇)此即我别号也!’马继至(⚡),昂首无所(🛀)(suǒ )睹(🌔),俯视,见某(📊)碑(⛓)下,有‘根深蒂固(gù )’四字,马曰:‘(✡)我即以为名也。’俄而,猴跳跃亦至,举首指‘无偏无党’匾额,曰:‘我即(jí )名无偏无(wú )党可也。’俟(🎭)半日(rì ),猪始姗姗(🔌)而来,遍觅无所(💦)见。三(sā(😝)n )畜咸(⚽)笑(xià(🥐)o )之。猪曰(😎)(yuē ):‘(🏑)若等俱(🎹)已择定(🔽)耶?’曰(yuē ):(🖨)‘择定矣。’猪曰(🚪):‘择定盍告我(💰)!’(🕎)众具告之。猪笑曰:‘从来别号不过两字或三字(🔤),乌有(💒)取四字(zì )者?’众为之爽然(rán ),猪(🍁)曰:‘无伤也,若(🙀)等盍各摘(zhāi )一(🍙)(yī )字以与(😔)(yǔ )我,我(wǒ )得(🔎)三字之别(📍)号(hào ),而若等亦各得三(sān )字矣。’