一猴,一狗,一(🍤)(yī )猪,一(📄)马四畜生(🕸),商量取一别号,又(🧜)苦胸无点墨(mò ),无(wú )从(📊)着想,遂相(♓)约(🎓)进(🔑)城,遇所(🌄)见之字,即为别号(💆)(hào )。约既(🌗)定,狗遂(suí )狂驰(🚇)(chí )以去。入(rù )城,至某庙前,见(jiàn )有‘化(huà )及(jí )冥顽(🎉)’匾额,狗曰:‘此即我别号也!’马(mǎ )继(jì )至,昂首无所(🐢)(suǒ )睹,俯(fǔ )视,见某碑下(🏗),有‘根深(💚)蒂(😩)(dì )固(🛹)’四字,马曰:‘我即以(🔎)为(wéi )名也。’俄而,猴跳跃亦至(zhì ),举(🕉)首指‘无偏无党’(🦒)匾额,曰(🤴)(yuē(🧤) ):‘我即名(🛏)无偏(😺)无党可也。’俟半(📸)(bàn )日,猪始姗(🥉)姗而来,遍觅无所(📊)见(🐞)。三畜咸(⛏)笑之(👑)。猪曰(🦇):‘若等俱已择定耶?’曰:‘择(♈)定(dìng )矣。’(🔢)猪曰:‘(🥞)择(zé )定盍告我!’众具告之。猪笑(🏵)曰:‘从来别号不过两字或三字,乌(❌)有取四字(😹)者?’众为之爽然,猪曰:‘无(🌆)伤也,若等盍(📲)各摘一(💎)字以(yǐ )与我,我(wǒ )得三字之(zhī )别号,而(😱)若(🙀)等亦(🙋)各(gè(🆖) )得三字(zì )矣。’